hah , ni aku nak cerita . ehh ehh lupa , Assalamualaikum semuanya :) hah , tadi ada polis pencen text aku wehh . aku ingat siapa je prank aku . y'know who ? it's Iyoi's blood capillary , haha . lawak siaa . begini ceritanya ~
petang tadi , i got a text from Iyoi . heran aku . tak pernah dia text aku time-time cenggitu . aku reply mcm biasa lah . tp text dia lain . aku dah rasa yg tu bukan Iyoi . dalam kepala otak aku :
mesti kawan dia curi-curi guna phone dia -.- aku layan mcm biasa jelah . our conversation were too short . mcm tkde motif pun dia text aku . i bet he just wanted to make sure that i'm with my phone at that moment lah , maybe . and these were our conversation . jengjeng :3
Iyoi : hye :) **cara tegur pun dah pelikk**
aku : hai
Iyoi : you know me? hahaha.
aku : hm , tak . ehh ya , biskut .
Iyoi : hahaha. okay then.
aku : why ?
Iyoi : whateva --'
aku : bro , knp ni ?
Iyoi : nothing ah.
aku : lau ade pape bgtau lah bro .
Iyoi : why ckp mcm tu pulak?
aku : ntah -.-
Iyoi : takde pape lah :)
aku : serius ?
Iyoi : serius lah. why?
aku : ohh , okay then .
Iyoi : hahaha. k lah, gtg. see ya ^^
aku : hm , yelah . pelik -.-
lepas tu , aku g mandi . i checked my phone , there's 1 missed call from unknown number . aku call balik , tak jawab . then the conversation started .
aku : kau called aku tak jawab . aku called pun taknak jawab jugak . payback ke hape ? fine then .
dia : ha? what?
aku : kau called aku tadi knp ?
dia : saja. bosan.
aku : ohh , kau siapa ?
dia : pakwe kau. hahah.
aku : heh , sejak bila aku ada pakwe lak neh -.- kau siapa ?
dia : haha. takkan tak ingat kot?
aku : tak , aku tak ingat . aku ade amnesia .
dia : haha. kau form berapa makcik?
aku : ntah , aku tak ingat . smlm aku lunyai kena gilis kapal terbang .
dia : wahh :O scary gila mannnn. omg, am i texting with a ghost? mahgaad. scary much :/
aku : weh biskut , kau siapa ?
dia : asal biskut tho?
aku : hbes siapa ? papan ? tenuk ?
dia : astaghfirullah :'
aku : maaf . wehh , kau siapa ? nangis aku cenggini -.-
dia : nak tengok kau nangis :P
aku : heh , kau siapa aku nak nangis sbb kau ? wehh , bgtau lah kau siapa .
dia : kn aku dh kte aku pakwe kau --'
aku : heh , masa bila aku ada pakwe ? dah lah tadi suka hati jantung pankreas kau je panggil aku makcikk --' ekzos jenis apa pun tatau lah -.-
dia : wahh. interesting words. hehehe :3 you are a nice girl who are making such funny things. you can go and find some of ur fans club. go go! hahaha.
aku : wehh , kau siapa siaa ?
dia : haduhh sia nih.
aku : kau siapa ?
dia : normal people lah. i have a nose, a pair of brown eyes, sexy lips, dimples, nice hair and a handsome face :)
aku : ohh , adik beradik toyol lah ni . woii , phone siapa kau curi ni ? mana kau dapat numb aku ?
aku **again : a handsome face ? haha , are you sure ? lawak ah xD
dia : haha. very sure lah, sakai.
aku : wehh biskut . kau siapa ?
dia : asal biskut pulak? aku manusia ok.
aku : biskut milo :)
dia : apa ni --'
aku : milo milo milo :)
dia : biskut milo tu hensem ke?
aku : ntah . knp ?
dia : aku tanya ni. jawab le.
aku : muka dia ada parut bekas kena jahit sana sini . lubang hidung dia ada tiga . atas dahi dia ada capital F . knp ? kau nak beat dia ?
dia : kalau aku beat dia kenapa? and kenapa ada capital f?
aku : nak beat , kau beat jelah . kesah pulak aku dengan dia --'
dia : knpe ada capital f?
aku : ntah . kau tnye dia lah . knp ?
dia : hahaha. sje je.
aku : heh , biskut -.-
dia : eh, solat ah. adios. btw, aku bkn biskut kau tu lah.
and the conversations ended as i fall asleep that maghrib time . then , i woke up . mahgaad , the football match ! i rushed to the living room and my seat was taken by my father -.- sokey lah . it's my luck that the match haven't started yet :)
as the match ended with the winner of The Red Warriors , i called Iyoi to get the confirmation . he answered my call but it was too noisy there , at his hostel . he just arrived at his dorm after watching the match , too . haha , same mehh . and finally he asked me "nak call ke text ?" "erm , text lah" "kayy , bye"
aku pun tanya lah dia kenal tak numb tadi tu . and guest what , it's his girlfriend's number . mahgaad , aku tak percaya at first . tp , kena percaya jugak . hee , kena soal dgn polis pencen lah tadi tuu . Iyoi bgtau , dia mintak tolong makwe dia charge kan phone dia tadi . hohoh , bahaya sehh . nseb baik aku tak bgtau benda yg bukan-bukan . Fyza Rain , itu nama FB dia . haha , comel ah kak Fyza neh . hilang tension aku merapu dgn dia tadi . haha , baik punya kawan ah . comel lagi . that's all from me , thankyouu . may peace be upon you :)
side awakening : don't be too closed to a taken guy even you just treated him just like your own brother .
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